15 Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes That Prove She’s The Best Nanny Ever

Mrs. Doubtfire remains one of the most beloved family comedies of the 1990s and one of Robin Williams’ best roles. In the film, Williams plays Daniel, a divorced man who (in an attempt to spend more time with his family) disguises himself as the family’s kindly new Scottish nanny, Mrs. Doubtfire.

Williams is so convincing in his ruse as Mrs. Doubtfire that you quickly forget she is not a real character. Her sweet and funny persona makes you wish she was your own nanny. The movie is filled with hilarious and touching moments, thanks to Williams’ unforgettable performance. Here are the best Mrs. Doubtfire quotes from the lady herself.

Updated September 14th, 2020 by Zach Gass: Robin Williams always went positively wild with his razor-sharp wit. While there are dozens of iconic roles to choose from when it comes to this absolute legend, few have left their mark on the world of film like Mrs. Doubtfire. Though the lines between Daniel Hillard and his elderly alter-ego might blur quite frequently, there’s still no disguising Williams’s own manic charm and sense of humor throughout his performance. His appetite for improv and sense of timing is so on point, 10 buzzworthy lines just aren’t enough.

15 “The Only Thing You’ll Be Watching is Deep-CNN.”

One of Robin Williams’s greatest assets was his ability to absolutely lose himself in whatever role he was cast in. This admirable feature definitely transitioned seamlessly into the character of Daniel Hillard, and logically Mrs. Doubtfire as well.

On the first day on the job as a housekeeper and Nanny, she proves she’s not what the children are expecting right out of the gate. After getting their attention away from the TV, she delivers this brilliant oneliner as she flings the remote into the fish tank. Granted, this wasn’t done out of malice but it was a little bit jarring. But Daniel had to commit to the role, didn’t he?

14 “A Hip, Old Granny…”

Juggling identities would more than likely wear anyone out, unless you happen to be Robin Williams, of course. During the dinner scene at the restaurant, Daniel has to switch back and forth between Mrs. Doubtfire and himself during a pitch meeting with his boss that will get him out of the shipping department.

When he forgets to take off his disguise, Daniel (in the form of Mrs. Doubtfire), makes the pitch using her as a host who can “hip-hop, be-bob, and dance till you drop.”  Williams’s improv skills really shine here as he seamlessly pulls his Nanny persona out like it was just another character.

13 “Off Your Mercedes, Dear…”

In the famous words of the Joker, “Never rub another man’s rhubarb.” Daniel/Mrs. Doubtfire is not a malicious person, but when the position of spending time with the kids is threatened by the arrival of Miranda’s suitor, Stewart, things get a little hairy. Especially when his competition has a brand new Mercedes sitting in front of his house.

Pulling the hood ornament off was petty, but making the jabs that “a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals” literally hits below the belt. Still, it warranted more than a few chuckles from the viewers.

12 “If There’s Love, Dear, Those Are The Ties That Bind”

The ending scene of the film is one of the most touching, poignant, and heartwarming sequences in the history of family films, and will no doubt be mentioned multiple times. But the fact of the matter is, divorce is a hard and scary concept for kids to understand. Fortunately, Mrs. Doubtfire is like a warm blanket who treats the matter with kindness, clarity, and reassurance.

Although to some it might sound like a saccharine and sweet schpeel they’d hear on Sesame Street, but from the mind of the lovely Mrs. Doubtfire, it becomes a beacon of hope in a gloomy world.

11 “All My Love to You, Poppet”

Honestly, any time Mrs. Doubtfire uses the term “poppet” everyone has the tendency to melt a little inside. This is the last thing ever heard from the character, and how fitting it should be a message and reminder of love.

One key thing to remember about both Daniel and Mrs. Doubtfire is that they do the things they do simply out of love. While his ex-wife might attempt to paint him in a very selfish and borderline creepy light, at the end of the day, Daniel is a loving and devoted father who would go over the moon for his kids. Even if they’d be in a television audience.

10 “Carpe Dentum. Seize the teeth.”

While it might be a stretch to think that his very own family wouldn’t recognize him, the make-up for Mrs. Doubtfire is pretty impressive. The disguise also leads to some of the movie’s funniest moments as Daniel tries to keep his true identity under wraps.

In one of the many cosmetic mishaps, Mrs. Doubtfire’s fake teeth fall into her water glass during a family dinner. Without breaking character, Mrs. Doubtfire tries to reclaim her dentures. The quote is not only a classic Williams joke but a nice nod to his famous “carpe diem” line from Dead Poets Society.

9 “Back off, a**hole!”

Mrs. Doubtfire might be a sweet old lady, but she’s certainly no push-over. She proves to be a fairly strict authority in her role as nanny and is even more aggressive when she’s walking the streets. An elderly and polite woman might seem like a pretty obvious target for a mugger, but this one got far more than he expected when he tries to grab Mrs. Doubtfire’s bag.

Looking to make a quick get away, the would-be thief likely wasn’t expecting her to put up so much of a fight, let alone curse him out like she did.

8 “Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear.”

Daniel’s main reason for the entire Mrs. Doubtfire scheme is to see his kids. However, when his ex-wife begins pursuing a relationship with a new suitor, Mrs. Doubtfire doesn’t miss an opportunity to try and sabotage that new relationship.

When the kindly nanny begins innocently interrogating the ruggedly handsome Stu (Pierce Brosnan) about his intentions, she certainly doesn’t leave anything off the table. Trying to intimidate Stu, Mrs. Doubtfire graphically describes certain tools Miranda uses in the bedroom.

7 “My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.”

Daniel’s entire scheme could very well be seen as extremely creepy, but it is nice to see him grow as a person thanks to Mrs. Doubtfire.  Though he might not have been the most responsible parent or husband while his marriage was still together, as Mrs. Doubtfire, he does try to put in the effort that he didn’t before.

One of the major struggles he has is with the required cooking. His first night trying to prepare the family meal results in him catching his fake breasts on fire. Tough first day on the job.

6 “It was a run-by fruiting.”

Daniel does a pretty good job at keeping his identity hidden, but he can’t help but push his luck when it comes to giving Stu hell. Even though Stu seems to be a perfectly nice guy who genuinely cares for Miranda and the children, Mrs. Doubtfire only gives him a hard time.

When the whole family takes a trip to the pool and Daniel overhears Stu talking about how Miranda’s ex-husband is a loser, he throws an orange at the back of Stu’s head. Mrs. Doubtfire then innocently reacts in horror to the attack from an unknown assailant.

5 “I admire that honesty, Natalie, that’s a noble quality. Never lose that, because it often disappears with age, or entering politics.”

Though the film certainly belongs to Robin Williams, if there is anyone who threatens to steal the show from him, it’s young Mara Wilson as the youngest Hillard child, Natalie. Wilson is adorable and precocious, delivering some of the funniest lines herself. She and Williams have a fantastic chemistry on screen together.

When first being introduced to Mrs. Doubtfire, the young girl bluntly asks if the nanny is wearing bug spray. Mrs. Doubtfire is quick to forgive the rude question and slips in a bit of that Robin Williams wit at the same time.

4 “Help is on the way, dear!”

The climactic dinner scene is certainly one of the most memorable moments in Mrs. Doubtfire. As the whole family gathers for a fancy night out, Daniel must switch back and forth between his Mrs. Doubtfire persona and his real self as he has a business meeting at the same restaurant. And of course, he also can’t help messing with Stu.

Daniel goes too far with his prank this time as he doses Stu’s food in pepper, causing him to choke. As panic ensues, Mrs. Doubtfire races across the restaurant to save the day, with her hilarious hero’s call.

3 “Once the father of your children is out of the picture, the only solution is total and lifelong celibacy.”

It certainly is creepy to think Daniel is secretly interfering with his ex-wife’s dating life, but it does make for some pretty funny moments. As Miranda begins to fall for Stu, she asks to have a bit of girl talk with Mrs. Doubtfire, who shares her own thoughts about when Miranda should move on from her husband.

Again, the breach of trust in this moment is pretty unforgivable, but it’s hard not to laugh when this sweet Scottish nanny is trying to convince Miranda to become celibate for the rest of her life.

2 “…sometimes they get back together and sometimes they don’t, dear.”

Though Mrs. Doubtfire is largely a funny and light-hearted family film, it does deal with divorce in a pretty frank way. Unlike some films of it’s kind, the movie does not end with Daniel and Miranda reconciling and becoming a couple again. Rather, they stay divorced and learn to remain a loving family for the children even while separated.

The end of the movie also finds Daniel starting his own children’s television program as Mrs. Doubtfire. As the film ends, Mrs. Doubtfire offers advice to members of her audience whose parents might not be together. Her simple and sweet words are just what children in those situations need to hear.

1 “Hellooooo!”

The film has a lot of fun forcing Daniel to jump through hoops in order to maintain this double life. The most memorable scene comes when he gets an unexpected visit from a social worker and has to be interviewed as Daniel, as well as pose as Daniel’s sister, Mrs. Doubtfire. Obviously, hilarity ensues.

Amidst all the mayhem of the situation, Daniel’s Mrs. Doubtfire mask is destroyed. About to be walked in on, Daniel plunges his face into a cream pie, faking a face-mask and greeting the social worker with a terrifying look. It still remains a laugh-out-loud moment after all these years.

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Colin McCormick is a Senior Writer with Screen Rant and has been a proud member of the team since 2019. In addition to his work as Screen Rant, Colin is also a writer of News, Feature and Review pieces at Game Rant. Colin has had a long passion and obsession with movies going back to the first time he saw The Lion King in theaters. Along with movies, Colin stays up-to-date on the latest must-see TV shows. While he loves to find interesting projects in any kind of genre, he has a special movie of crime stories that are infused with a little dark humor much like the work of his favorite author, Elmore Leonard.

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