Real Housewives: Which Villain Are You Based On Your Zodiac?

The world of Real Housewives is filled with all kinds of successful women, but not all of them are exactly the people everybody would like to befriend. There are quite a few villains in the show. They have no qualms with physically attacking fellow cast members or shouting from the top of their lungs. Not all villains are created equal, though. Depending on their zodiac signs, they show their dark side in various ways.

While some thrive when they’re in the center of attention, certain housewives just stir the drama up and then watch it unfold from afar. Some are all bark and no bite, but others will defend themselves ferociously when provoked.

12 Aries: Vicki Gunvalson

Vicki Gunvalson is the most famous cast member of the Orange County squad and one of the best OGs of all time. She was never afraid to get into a heated argument. Some of those escalated into dramatic fights that went down as some of the most memorable in the entire history of the franchise.

Vicki Gunvalson exudes Aries energy. She is fearless, impulsive, passionate, and a little bit childish. She makes for great Real Housewives meme material, too.

11 Taurus: Kyle Richards

Say what you will about Kyle Richards, but this woman is as headstrong and determined as only a Taurean can be. When she wants something, she doesn’t take her eyes off of her goal.

Ruled by Venus, Taurus natives can sometimes be materialistic. Just like Kyle, they appreciate the finer things in life. The Beverly Hills housewife has recently launched her own clothing line, called Kyle x Shahida. It’s just one of the few projects this ambitious woman has taken on in her life.

10 Gemini: Michael Darby

Geminis come across as care-free, playful, detached, and curious. Their biggest weapon is their mind: they have a great capacity for storytelling. The dark side of that superpower is their incredible ability to lie.

There are a lot of liars in the world of this franchise, but the one who stands out the most is Potomac’s Michael Darby. After he was accused of groping a producer on set, he casually denied it, even though he was caught on camera. That is the action of a next-level liar.

9 Cancer: LeeAnne Locken

The stereotypical Cancers are usually portrayed as calm, peaceful, and reserved creatures. But that’s only true as long as the world goes according to their plan. Their increased sensitivity and emotionality can make them villainous. A case in point is LeeAnne Locken who famously once summed up how Cancers feel about the world: “I’ve got two choices – kill the b*tch or start crying.”

LeeAnne Locken is incredibly defensive. Any time somebody criticizes her, she flips out and invades people’s personal space. While Cancers are not as forward as fire signs, they are the most defensive sign of the zodiac.

8 Leo: Danielle Staub

New Jersey’s Danielle Staub is a lioness. Unless someone wants to get hurt, they shouldn’t approach her. Just like Leo natives, she is dramatic, over the top, and calm until provoked.

It’s best people avoid throwing drinks on them as Leos are not afraid to get physically aggressive. What they enjoy, though, is to be in the spotlight. Danielle lives to be the center of attention. Being a star is all this woman lives for – as do a lot of Leos.

7 Virgo: Aviva Drescher

Aviva Drescher is overly concerned with her health, which is what Virgos are all about. In one of the show’s most memorable scenes, in which she throws her prosthetic leg on the table, she goes on and on about her problems with reflux, but nobody is really listening to her.

Virgos are hardworking and grounded, but that doesn’t mean they are pushovers. When provoked, they will try to defend themselves peacefully. When that fails, they will put an end to an argument with sheer force. In Aviva’s case, that meant slamming a leg on a dinner table.

6 Libra: Ramona Singer

In New York, Ramona Singer is the queen of stirring the pot and creating drama. But while Libras do love to watch drama unfold in front of them, they are rarely the ones that create it. What makes Ramona a typical Libra are her career decisions and how shallow she acts around her countless ‘friends.’

Ramona Singer has owned several businesses so far, including clothing, wine, skincare, and jewelry companies. Libras love all things related to beauty and fashion. After all, they are the only zodiac sign besides Taurus that is represented by the planet of love and beauty, Venus.

5 Scorpio: Brandi Glanville

Scorpios often get the reputation for being dark, mysterious, vengeful, and beautiful. Brandi Glanville is a Scorpio herself, as is evident from the amount of swearing, aggression, and brutal honesty she uses. Even though she’s hard to handle, fans truly enjoy her snarky comments from time to time.

“Listen, you’ve had the same hairdo for 20 years,” she once told Rinna. While most housewives fail to hit where it hurts, Brandi uses ugly truths to hurt other people’s feelings. It’s what Scorpios are great at.

4 Sagittarius: NeNe Leakes

Sagittarius natives are funny, optimistic, and loud. They’re entertainers, just like NeNe. Those who don’t find her antics convincing in The Real Housewives of Atlanta probably don’t know that NeNe is one of those reality TV celebrities who used to perform on Broadway.

Many fans think that NeNe is simply over the top, which is the type of criticism Archers always get. NeNe’s got a big personality and loves a good cocktail. No other housewife is as much of a Sagittarius as her.

3 Capricorn: Lisa Vanderpump

Lisa Vanderpump left her show in season 9. Even though she was a villain, fans were often on her side. After all, most cast members are typically immature, but not the Capricorn-like Lisa. She is no stranger to creating drama, but she knows better than to get as involved as other ladies.

Unlike many other women on the show, Lisa seems to understand how reality TV works and only went as far as was necessary to help the ratings. Of all the zodiac signs, Capricorns are the most calculated and pragmatic.

2 Aquarius: Kenya Moore

Aquarians are independent and progressive, often to a fault. They don’t care what others think of them and don’t think very highly of fellow humans. Kenya Moore is a self-made woman. She started working as a model when she was just 15 years old and later on won the Miss USA Pageant.

Unfortunately, she’s not among the most popular housewives of Atlanta; probably because she treats her fellow cast members cruelly. Only somebody as individualistic and unconventional as an Aquarius could pull her reality TV act off.

1 Pisces: Allison Dubois

“He will never emotionally fulfill you – know that,” Allison Dubois famously told one of her fellow Beverly Hills housewives in the iconic dinner party from hell. Meanwhile, she was smoking her e-cigarette and sipping on a cocktail.

Pisces are no strangers to discussing emotional needs, especially when there are some means of escaping reality involved. If there’s a zodiac sign that believes in ghosts, souls, and karma, it’s Pisces.

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