Sabrina The Teenage Witch: 10 Relatable Quotes From Salem

There have been several famous animals featured on television shows, including Mister Ed, Lassie, Scooby-Doo, and others. But none of them are as sassy as Salem the black cat on the 1990’s sitcom Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

The show focuses on the adventures of Sabrina Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart) as she navigates her world of magical powers. However, Salem the cat (voiced by Nick Bakay) is a fan favorite for his hilarious one-liners. He’s Sabrina’s companion, and he’s always available to offer witty comments and advice. Viewers can relate to Salem’s sarcastic humor. He’s just like the rest of us. These 10 quotes prove we are all a little bit like Salem.

10 “As Long As You Drop Everything And Stay Focused On Me, I Should Be Fine”

Salem is a 500-year-old witch who was sentenced to spend 100 years as a talking black cat due to his plans to take over the world. Now, he’s forced to be Sabrina’s companion and follow her adventures, which he isn’t always thrilled about.

Salem can be selfish, and he wants the attention on himself. In one scene from the show, he says, “As long as you drop everything and stay focused on me. I should be fine.” Sabrina’s Aunt Zelda (Beth Broderick) didn’t appreciate this remark, but viewers found it humorous.

9 “And Let’s Give A Big Warm Welcome To Sadness”

It must be difficult for Salem to be stuck as a black cat for 500 years. Can you imagine that? Salem frequently reminds Sabrina and her aunts that he’s unhappy, which is why he’s often cranky and has a poor disposition.

One morning when the Spellmans are eating breakfast, Salem says, “And let’s give a big warm welcome to sadness.” He’s already off to a bad start to the day. Haven’t we all been there?

8 “Someone’s Gonna End Up Crying, Probably Me”

Salem is the most honest cat you will ever meet. He is sometimes blunter than real-life people you meet. He tells it like it is, probably saying the truth that you only think in your head but never dare to say out loud.

For example, Salem says, “Someone’s gonna end up crying. Probably me.” At least he’s honest about his feelings and he knows he’s going to freak out. If only the rest of us were that honest about ourselves.

7 “When I’m Upset, I Eat”

Salem loves food, and he doesn’t just stick to canned cat food. Yes, he’s in the form of a black cat, but he’s a real person who loves to eat pancakes, birthday cake, doughnuts, pizza, etc. He has cravings—just like anyone else.

Salem says, “When I’m upset, I eat.” He eats junk food when he’s had a bad day. At the same time, he has also said, “When I’m happy, I eat.” The bottom line is that Salem likes to eat and who can’t relate to that?

6 “Sometimes I Just Like To Hear Myself Talk”

Salem likes to talk on Sabrina the Teenage Witch. After all, he’s a talking black cat with a brilliant personality. You don’t see that every day. So, if Salem wants to talk, let him talk.

In fact, he says, “Sometimes I just like to hear myself talk.” He doesn’t always need someone to respond to his comments. He talks anyway, but he expects to be heard. He doesn’t have much else to do, so he might as well talk.

5 “I Need A Little Fresh Air And A Latte”

Anyone who has ever been so stressed that they need to step outside for some fresh air can probably relate to Salem. He said, “I need a little fresh air and a latte.” Life gets pretty hectic at the Spellman household, so it’s understandable that Salem wants to have a break.

Maybe have felt like this on a Monday morning. All they need is some fresh air and a latte.  Salem understands that feeling. He probably shouldn’t drink coffee, but he understands how everyone feels when they need a break.

4 “If You Misbehave For Just One Instant, I’ll Cut You, Man”

Anyone who has ever been quick to lose their temper can relate to Salem. He memorably says, “If you misbehave for just one instant, I’ll cut you, man.” He’s completely serious with this statement.

Salem might be overreacting, but no one would want to risk upsetting him. He tried to take control of the world before, so he could cause some damage. He’s not a typical house cat. He’s ready to fight, and he can pick up a knife when it’s necessary. Be careful around Salem.

3 “Sorry, I Got Caught Up In The Moment”

Salem expects everyone to listen to him, but he doesn’t always pay attention. He wants the attention on himself, but he doesn’t return the favor. During one scene on the show, he says, “Sorry, I got caught up in the moment.”

Salem likes to have fun and he can get distracted. Who can’t relate to this? Everyone gets distracted and we sometimes don’t pay attention to someone when they’re talking. Salem understands this better than others. At least he apologized.

2 “Cats Watch And Judge”

Salem understands his role as a cat. He’s supposed to sit around and talk to the Spellmans. He helps when he can. That’s his job. After Sabrina compares him to a pet dog, he responds with a witty comment. He says, “Hey, dogs guard. Cats watch. And judge.”

Salem isn’t a guard dog. He doesn’t protect the Spellmans. He’s simply there to watch what they’re doing, judge them, and make sarcastic comments. That’s his role in the family. If the Spellmans expect him to do anything else, they’ll be disappointed. Salem only likes to judge people. Can you relate to this?

1 “I Think I Carry It Well”

Because Salem doesn’t have much to do during the day, he eats a lot. Sometimes, he gains weight. He occasionally becomes an overweight black cat, but he’s not too fazed by it. He says, “I think I carry it well.”

He carries his weight well. He accepts his weight with a dose of self-confidence that is inspiring. Salem is comfortable in his own skin and owns his look, and he’s right to do it.

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