Schitt’s Creek: 10 Best Pieces Of Merchandise On Etsy Fans Didn’t Know They Needed

Schitt’s Creek is one of the most quotable TV series. The writing is so brilliant and witty that the show’s fans can’t stop saying their favorite lines. More than that, some of the show’s more creative and crafty fans with shops on Etsy sell merchandise with Schitt’s Creek sayings and scenes on them.

After watching the Roses go in and out of the Rosebud Motel for six seasons, it’s understandable that fans now want a Rosebud Motel keychain to accompany their own keys. Of course, Etsy has much more than just keychains. It offers an endless amount of goods and products that range from cooking equipment to ironic onesies for babies, with plenty of them specially themed for Schitt’s Creek fans.

10 Shirts For The Entire Bachelorette Party

One of the funniest (and transformative) episode of Schitt’s Creek is the one in which Alexis gets together with her former girlfriend, Klair, and when she goes out on the town with Twyla. Seeing Alexis being social in the wild showed viewers a wild new side of her, as is the case for most bachelorettes.

If there are any bachelorette parties in the making for Schitt’s Creek fans, PoloSt creates a bundle of T-shirts for just such an occassion. The shirts come in a variety of colors and sizes, and each has a different quote on it from the series. The shop even has five stars and more than 160 positive reviews.

9 Allow Moira & David To Teach Cooks How To Fold In The Cheese

One of the best standalone Schitt’s Creek episodes to watch is “Family Dinner.” With the Rose family hungry, Moira insists to everyone that she knows how to cook, and she promises to make her mother’s famous enchilada recipe that night. She persuades David to help her, but the cooking session turns into a hilarious nightmare.

When the instruction “fold in the cheese” appeared in the recipe, Moira and David had no idea what folding cheese even meant. The two began arguing over how to fold a piece of cheese, creating one of the show’s funniest scenes. Now, thanks to HollywoodHive on Etsy, fans can always remember to fold in the cheese thanks to these handmade spoons.

8 Planters That Speak Moira Rose

It’s hard not to read something Moira Rose said on Schitt’s Creek in anything but Moira’s iconic accent. Moira’s quote, “I have asked you thrice now for water” became a meme, and thanks to GoDecal on Etsy, fans can now add this line to any of their flower pots. Fans can buy these decals in white or black and stick them to any surface. They can also choose the size of their decal, ranging from small to large.

7 The Christmas Ornament That Dreams Are Made Of

Who wouldn’t want their own version of the welcome sign for the town of Schitt’s Creek? At the start of season 1 of Schitt’s Creek, the Roses are shocked when they see what appears to be a rather vulgar sign welcoming visitors to the titular town.

With a man standing behind a woman in the creek, the image seemed in poor taste. Roland assured the family the man and woman in the sign were brother and sister, which only made it seems worse. By the end of the series, Roland’s gift to the Roses was an updated sign with their family on it. To share this sign during the holiday season, DerbyCityPressGifts created a handmade ornament with a glossy finish for any tree.

6 Welcome!

Back when everyone thought Stevie was better for David than anyone else, the two had amazing chemistry and easy banter with one another. The friends weren’t sure where their relationship stood, so Stevie began talking to other guys. David became a tad jealous of this notion and began ending most of his encounters with her by saying, “Best wishes.” In response, Stevie would say, “Warmest regards!” Now, fans can share their love for the saying by placing it on their doormat.

DesignedForYouInc. designs sells this incredible doormat in various sizes for their Etsy shop. According to the description, each mat is created with “100% Coir with Custom UV Printed Ink.”

5 Create Your Own ‘Schitty’ Monopoly Game

For any board game lovers who also watch Schitt’s Creek, ThePrintableGames creates a way to customize any Monopoly board. The business does not sell the actual Monopoly board, but they do sell a custom-made overlay for boards that people already have.

According to the description, the kit comes with printable overlays that include property deeds, Rose Apothecary, custom Chance and Community Chest cards, and even personalized character stickers for money. But that’s not all. Foldable character pieces also come with everything else for fans to play with.

4 Share Alexis’s Dance Routine On A Shirt

Aside from Alexis’s “boop!” moments, the best scene starring Alexis was her audition for Cabaret. While singing the theme song to her former reality TV show, “A Little Bit Alexis,” Alexis dance and sang live for Jocelyn and Moira. Everything from her dance moves to her voice was iconic. Now fans can wear the routine on their shirts. SFergieDesign created a unisex, cotton T-shirt for all. The shirt comes in a variety of colors and sizes and runs true to size, according to reviews.

3 Even Babies Are Fans

Moira’s unique accent or pronunciation of things doesn’t make much sense, but fans don’t care. The way she enunciates certain words only adds to the fabulousness of her character. One of those words that she pronounces uniquely is baby (or bébé when said by Moira). It’s hard not to giggle every time Moira says bébé. Thankfully, Etsy shops like OneStopSussenShop sell onesies for any bébé. This onesie in particular comes in different sizes, and buyers can choose the color they want for the wording. The seller notes these onesies due to tend to run small and recommends buying a size up, but they are handmade and high quality.

2 …Dogs Too!

One of the best running gags in the series is that the Roses don’t know how to do basic things because they always grew up with hired helpers to assist them. From cooking to babysitting, the Roses are lost a majority of the time. The only thing fans didn’t see the Roses lose their cool with was a dog. Seeing Alexis walk a dog would have an amazing scene. Instead, viewers who do have their own dog can celebrate Schitt’s Creek by buying these chew toys created by FluffClub. The toys come in sets of five. They’re handmade, and they’re created with non-toxic, water-based inks. These toys are also durable and wipe clean because of the “Teflon/ploy fabric.”

1 A Fabulous Gift Set

When a Schitt’s Creek fan can’t choose one thing on Etsy, why not choose a gift set that has a bundle of Schitt’s Creek-themed goodies inside? PennyAndBabyCrafts sells this gift set that comes with one tote, one coffee mug, towels, and a personalized note. Fans can also choose the type of towel they want. Those who have bought this gift set have given the owner five stars and positive reviews.

About The Author

Lynn Gibbs
(1652 Articles Published)

Lynn is a nomad who travels the globe on the hunt for her next adventure with her husband. A lover of being outside (and finding the best latte in town), Lynn is typically hiking, walking, or jogging when she’s not focusing on her love of writing. When it comes to shows streaming on Netflix or anything Bravo-related, Lynn’s your gal.

More From Lynn Gibbs