Two And A Half Men: The 10 Worst Things Bridget Has Ever Done, Ranked

Two and a Half Men had so many female characters arriving and departing that you wouldn’t be at fault if you didn’t remember a certain character. Bridget Schmidt was played bu Judy Greer, who had earlier also portrayed Herb’s sister in an earlier season.

This sometimes confuses viewers as to who Bridget was exactly supposed to be, and what her motivations were. Well, we’ll make it clear for you that Bridget wasn’t a nice person, and that she did a number of sketchy things that should bring relief to Walden’s fans that she didn’t end up with him. Here are 10 of the worst things Bridget did on Two and a Half Men.

10 Divorced Walden For Being Childish

Although Walden was rather immature when he was first introduced, it sounds like the most ridiculous reason ever to divorce your husband simply because he acts childish. To Walden’s credit, he did create a billion-dollar company as well, so he was entitled to act a little brash. 

Besides, if Bridget thought that Walden was immature when the latter was in his 30s, how come she didn’t happen upon this realization long ago? All in all, divorcing a spouse over a reason like this won’t get anyone any sympathizers.

9 Electrocuting Walden And Alan

When Walden became overcome with wanting to get Bridget back, he forced Alan to accompany him to his former home where Bridget was residing. When the two attempted to scale the gate to get inside, Bridget gave them a weak warning that she would turn the electrocution of the gate on.

She didn’t even give them two seconds to think things through, before zapping the two men in their main areas, causing them to collapse on the ground from way high up at the top of the gate.

8 Wanting Walden Back After He Got Better

Once Walden had time away from Bridget and was in Alan’s company long enough, he swore off her and agreed that it had been a mistake pursuing her as he didn’t deserve to be treated like a disposable child.

However, it was at this point that Bridget apparently came to the realization that she, in fact, loved Walden for his childish behavior. When Walden called her out for dumping him for this very reason, Bridget brushed that argument away and acted as if she was the jilted one.

7 Stalked Walden Along With Rose

Of course, Bridget’s attempts at getting Walden back didn’t work out as he was committed to someone else, but she ended up developing a vengeful streak toward him that bordered on complete obsession.

It was at this point that Bridget met Rose, Charlie’s former stalker, who took Bridget under her wing and claimed she would teach her how stalking could be done right. Along with this, Bridget also learned how to make Walden pay for embarrassing her; the result of these lessons was seen not too long later.

6 Attempt To Take Walden’s Company Away

It was implied that Rose’s teachings gave Bridget the idea of seizing Walden’s company away from him, as she was shown with these plans upon her next appearance. Here, Bridget managed to snare Walden’s own mother as her partner, and the two women schemed to oust Walden from power.

As if it wasn’t enough that Bridget got a whopping $600 million from the divorce settlement, Bridget now wanted Walden’s company too – the same company that Walden built from the ground up. Now that’s just some cold-blooded revenge on a platter.

5 Bragging About Being With John Stamos

In the final few moments of Two and a Half Men, mercifully ending its tenure after a run of terrible last seasons, Walden called up Bridget to make amends for how things ended between them. However, things took a turn no-one would’ve seen coming. 

As it turned out, Bridget was in bed with none other than John Stamos himself. Disregarding Walden’s apologies, Bridget instead bragged to him how she was able to land a celebrity like Stamos. To add insult to injury, she then handed the phone to Stamos, who laughed about how he would be spending time with Walden’s lady and didn’t even bother to hang up.

4 Have No Sympathy For Walden When He Tried To Take His Life

Walden’s first appearance had him attempt to take his life nearby Alan’s house, which was how the two met. Although he wanted to die, Walden didn’t expect the water to be so cold and didn’t go through with it. However, he figured Bridget would see the romantic part in it and take him back.

Instead, Bridget showed no concern at all for what Walden had just done, and confessed the worrying part for her was that Walden planned on being in love with her for the rest of his life. She even asked on the phone whether Walden was still in the ocean while he was on the call.

3 Seeing Multiple People While Still Married

After she reaffirmed to Walden that she had no plans to take him back, the next episode showed us Walden again attempting to convince Bridget, this time via Skype. Here, a horrible sight was seen when Bridget was shown at a “party”.

The attendees consisted of people in masks and in a state of undress, making it obvious that Bridget was in the middle of something awful. At this time, she and Walden were still legally married, which means she was unfaithful to him…in more ways than one.

2 Start Dating Walden’s Former Best Friend

Walden and Billy came up with the website whose sale made Walden into a billionaire; while this caused friction between the two, they patched things up and started another venture. However, Bridget would be the reason why the two former friends once again went at odds with one another.

Billy would reveal that he was secretly Bridget’s lover, a fact that Walden obviously did not take well. The two would come to blows in light of this revelation, something that no doubt would have made Bridget very satisfied.

1 Beating Up Alan For Being Loyal To Walden

In her attempt to seize the company from Walden, Bridget would sink low by using Alan to capture the victory. As all tied votes would be in Walden’s favor, he had made Alan the fourth member of the board to bring the decision to his benefit; however, Bridget and Walden’s mother would bribe Alan with expensive favors. 

Eventually, though, Alan would remain loyal to Walden (proving their friendship was reminiscent of another well-known pair in the Chuck Lorre universe), which led to Bridget and Walden’s mother attacking Alan and physically assaulting him in retaliation.

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